text ☣ 001, redux.

[cryingontheinside]

Rita? Can you see this? It's Dexter.

And for anyone else who might be reading, too, hi. Hello. I'll assume my welcome package got lost in the mail if you'll take a minute out of your day to tell me just what the heck is going on here.

Usually I'm a lot more charismatic, I promise to do better next time if you'll take my word for it.

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[cryingontheinside]

[Who is this clown... oh well.]

Dude, I'm back.

[daretotry]

Where've you been? You just kinda...disappeared for a while there.

[cryingontheinside]

I've been busy. You understand.

[daretotry]

Yeah, I get it. Still, 's cool having you back. Did you miss us?

[cryingontheinside]

Are you kidding? Of course I did.

[Dexter is going to Hell for this.]

[daretotry]

[ sob ]

Awesome. So...what've you been up to?

[cryingontheinside]

Nothing too exciting. Work, and then play, when I can manage it.

[daretotry]

Sounds fun.

[cryingontheinside]

You know me. [All about... fun. Shoot him now.]