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Rita? Can you see this? It's Dexter.

And for anyone else who might be reading, too, hi. Hello. I'll assume my welcome package got lost in the mail if you'll take a minute out of your day to tell me just what the heck is going on here.

Usually I'm a lot more charismatic, I promise to do better next time if you'll take my word for it.

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I can see it. How did you get on this? I thought only the students and teachers could log on.

students and teachers?

At the college, sweetie.

considering a change in profession?

No... I'm happy at the college.

Rita you don't work at a college.

You're experiencing a phenomenon known as a "virus."

That's not funny, Dexter.

I'm going to call the computer repair people.

I wasn't trying to be funny.

They won't be able to help.

Why not?

They're not one of the elite.

They won't be able to see the page.

Elite? They work for the college. They have passwords. [She thinks so anyways.]

Maybe we should talk when this is over.

[After about ten deleted messages asking what he means by that:] Alright. We'll talk at home later.

Dude! You're back?

[Who is this clown... oh well.]

Dude, I'm back.

Where've you been? You just kinda...disappeared for a while there.

I've been busy. You understand.

Yeah, I get it. Still, 's cool having you back. Did you miss us?

Are you kidding? Of course I did.

[Dexter is going to Hell for this.]

[ sob ]

Awesome. So...what've you been up to?

Nothing too exciting. Work, and then play, when I can manage it.

Sounds fun.

You know me. [All about... fun. Shoot him now.]

Hi.

You might be better off asking IT what's going on, though.

Do you mean to suggest this website is sentient somehow?

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