dexter the decidedly dreadful ☢ (
cryingontheinside) wrote2020-10-22 07:42 am
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Dexter Morgan. Please record your message, and hang up when you've finished your recording.

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I know now isn't exactly the best time for this kind of talk but, I like to have things in order. I only know her from those fake memories but, it is how we really met so it's too late to start get picky about it now.
... Let me just get to the point. I wanted you to know that when the times comes I can protect her. Easily. Just let me know when.
[There's a pause.] Bruce is the talker but, I'm pretty good at sitting with people. If you just want to have someone around for a while I can do that.
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Sitting is nice, [ is all he can manage at first ]
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Instead, he goes numbly to answer the door, opening it for Elektra wordlessly, before returning to his personal couch-cushion sanctuary. ]
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Are you hungry?
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Did you get blueberry and chocolate chip?
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Right. .. I appreciate you coming by.
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I appreciate you letting me. I don't like doing nothing especially after I made a commitment.
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A commitment?
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Since I picked the last one, it means all of you are my responsibility. I have to take care of you the best I can. That sounds a lot like a commitment, don't you think?
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Do you want to watch TV while we eat?
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Thank you.
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So I haven't really had these before. Do most people like them?
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Yes, Elektra, most people like them. Have you never had waffles before?
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I've been on a strict diet since I was a toddler. Waffles don't exactly fit into it.
[She sulks for a moment before adding.] I might have had couple of times when I was very little. My mother and I used to sneak away from our bodyguards together for fun and she'd let me eat whatever I wanted until they found us again.
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I don't know the meaning of the word 'diet.' [ stone-faced as he bites into a blueberry wedge ]
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spam; Elektra you are never at risk of sounding like a girl.
spam; She is always surprisingly manly despite the high heels, jewelry, rose oil.
spam; This is the truest of fax.
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