dexter the decidedly dreadful ☢ (
cryingontheinside) wrote2020-10-22 07:42 am
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You have reached the voice mailbox of: Dexter Morgan. Please record your message, and hang up when you've finished your recording. 
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Instead, he goes numbly to answer the door, opening it for Elektra wordlessly, before returning to his personal couch-cushion sanctuary. ]
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Are you hungry?
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Did you get blueberry and chocolate chip?
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Right. .. I appreciate you coming by.
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I appreciate you letting me. I don't like doing nothing especially after I made a commitment.
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A commitment?
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Since I picked the last one, it means all of you are my responsibility. I have to take care of you the best I can. That sounds a lot like a commitment, don't you think?
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Do you want to watch TV while we eat?
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Thank you.
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So I haven't really had these before. Do most people like them?
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Yes, Elektra, most people like them. Have you never had waffles before?
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I've been on a strict diet since I was a toddler. Waffles don't exactly fit into it.
[She sulks for a moment before adding.] I might have had couple of times when I was very little. My mother and I used to sneak away from our bodyguards together for fun and she'd let me eat whatever I wanted until they found us again.
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I don't know the meaning of the word 'diet.' [ stone-faced as he bites into a blueberry wedge ]
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spam; Elektra you are never at risk of sounding like a girl.
spam; She is always surprisingly manly despite the high heels, jewelry, rose oil.
spam; This is the truest of fax.
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